Seven and a half minutes into the sex she became theatrical. It was a somewhat subtle shift, and since we had just met I wasn’t necessarily the best judge, but the second I started to doubt myself she made it even clearer. “You’re so much bigger than my boyfriend,” she…

When my wife finds the “touch” room at the five senses party, things quickly escalate It was billed as a sensuous party, not a sex party, which felt like a perfect entrance into the world of alternative lifestyles. The theme was the five senses, and the guests moved slowly between the rooms indulging in various pleasures, all of which were on the tame side. My…

My wife and I play the Daddy game with an old friend — “Darling, would you get the door? Daddy’s friend is a few minutes early.” Kitty got up from where she had been kneeling on the floor and brushed out her short skirt. …

My daughter and her boyfriend cuck me on prom night — I paced the living room with a drink in one hand and my life in the other. She was up to something, and I had a bad feeling about it. Unfortunately, the sick feeling was mixed in with so much excitement that I could hardly stay still. …

First times are always special — there’s no way around it — but to be honest, some stand out more than others. …

A tourist, a cigarette, and a little nostalgia — “I thought Times Square was supposed to be gross or something,” she said, as she bummed a cigarette. We were standing on 8th Ave looking down 42nd St at the bright lights, the honking traffic, and the giant billboard advertising Jay Z’s new album. …

My girlfriend shows off in the car while stuck in traffic on a road trip. But who’s watching? — The second she undid her jeans and slid her hand inside of them, the traffic slowed to a near standstill. “Oh god no,” she said, with just a hint of a whine. “I was just starting to have fun.” All around us the cars had slowed down, and instead of…

“Fuck, man, it’s been a while.” I raised my perfect manhattan in a toast, and my old friend, Tom, returned the gesture with his signature grin. …

When I ask to taste her, my wife comes up with a devious plan involving her favorite lover. — We don’t usually play with cruelty. Embarrassment isn’t especially my thing, and I have no great desire to be humiliated by either my wife or her lovers. But there are times when teasing becomes something stronger, and we walk along borders that occasionally teeter over the edge to one side. …